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lundi 30 décembre 2013

Body Transformation ! LOOOL

Body Transformation ! LOOOL




vendredi 27 décembre 2013

WTF !!


WTF !! 



mardi 24 décembre 2013

We wish you a happy holiday season ! °< : ^ )

We wish you a happy holiday season ! °< : ^ )





jeudi 19 décembre 2013

Super Hang-On Music - Hard Road (Arranged Version)

Femal Tee shirt Art


Femal Tee shirt Art



mardi 17 décembre 2013

I HOPE IT'S AN XBOX ... oh shit ?!


I HOPE IT'S AN XBOX ... oh shit ?!

Oh Shit ! LOOOL ♥

Oh Shit ! LOOOL ♥




lundi 16 décembre 2013

Cute ♥

Cute ♥




vendredi 13 décembre 2013

She was fired because of her beauty !!



Fernee Laura , a university student, 33 years , claims she was fired because of her beauty. Unemployed for two years , the scientific account using his parents pay his rent, his bills excessive hair (700 pounds or 823 euros) and purchases . She said she was " traumatized" by his fate. In an interview on This Morning, PhD student explains that she experienced " negative because of my physical situations." She continues: " At the end , although I loved my job , work has become difficult , very difficult for me because of the psychological impact ." One of his teachers had advised him to "never wear pearls" if she wanted to work one day. 

"I wanted to give them recognition for my work and professionalism. But all they saw was my face and body! , "She said. "I constantly had requests for trysts . I found romantic gifts and sweet words on my desk. I thought it was fishy and I was uncomfortable . Even when I was in the lab without makeup, they came to me because of my natural attraction . 

I could not do anything to stop it ! " It is now compared to Samantha Brick 's claim that women hated her because she was beautiful , not particularly looking for a job . "I 'm not lazy or stupid ," says Laura Fernee the DailyMail . 

"The truth is that my physique has caused me many problems in employment. I decided that this is not working for me for now. It's not my fault ...

 "She is currently writing a book to " !



jeudi 12 décembre 2013

22 diseases you can cure by love


22 diseases you can cure by love


Apart from being fun and bring pleasure , sex also offers many health benefits . Discover the benefits of having sex on a regular basis ...



According to Wilkes University , making love twice a week releases an antibody called immunoglobulin A or IgA , which helps protect the body against infections and diseases. Here are 22 of the thousands of diseases that you can cure by love:



1 . Sex protects you against prostate cancer

Research suggests that frequent ejaculations ( at least five times per week ) in humans reduces the risk of later prostate cancer .



2 . Sex helps you maintain the shape

Nothing like having fun ( and have fun ) doing sports ! Making love is good for your heart activity. It also helps tone the muscles of the body. This seems hard to believe, but making love you burn about 200 calories in half an hour. So make love three times a week helps you burn 600 calories in total . And it is so much better than diet!



3 . Sex relieves headaches

During sex , a hormone called oxytocin is released during orgasm , it increases the level of endorphins which act as a natural painkiller . And body can relax .

Many people find and their aches and pains ( headaches, cramps , etc.). Disappear or improve after sex .



4 . Sex helps fight depression

Women who have orgasms regularly are generally more relaxed , less depressed , and more satisfied physically and emotionally .

Sex also helps in better sleep and relaxes nervous tension producing , in the brain , serotonin - which controls mood and are also found in antidepressants .



5 . Sex keeps you young

Sex would be the ? ' An essential component to look about ten years younger ! In his book Secrets of the Superyoung , Dr. David Weeks, a psychologist at the Royal Hospital Edimburgh Scotland , compiled lifestyle of ? Approximately 3,500 people aged 18 to 102 years. Respondents were in fact at least three sex a week and they all seem to feature in several years less than that ? Announced their marital status . These beneficial effects have also been confirmed by numerous other research.



6 . Sex protects against incontinence

In women , regular sex promote healthy pelvic floor and reduces the risk of age-related incontinence .



7 . Sex heal the mind

To the ? ' Love is a joy of life. Pleased that ? S on ? ' Offer that ? ' We offer that ? Partitioned . To the ? ' Love is a need healthy body, heart heart and the ? Spirit that fills us ' ? Of energy , love and life . C ? 's A way to communicate with all his senses, his feelings. A meeting place where s ? ' Intersect creativity, healing and peace.



8 . Sex makes you happy

People who are sexually active are generally happier ( which is great for the immune system ) and less prone to depression.



9 . Sex protects against insomnia

Lack of sleep has a negative impact on our daily lives . For insomnia , experts recommend , among other things, to stop alcohol and caffeine , watch TV less often and take a bath before going to bed. Making love can be added to this list of tips for sleeping well . Men fall asleep almost instantly after , and toxins released during the act have a tranquilizing effect on women .



10 . Sex protects against skin disease

Lovemaking therefore regularly releases a plethora of hormones in the body, called " hormones of happiness." And they contain testosterone. With age, the testosterone level decreases. So many sex provide a good level of testosterone in the body.

This hormone plays an important role : it keeps bones and muscles healthy, not to mention the youthful appearance of the skin.





11 . Sex protects against breast cancer

The ? Would prevent the orgasm ? Onset breast cancer . An Australian study suggests that breast stimulation in women releases a hormone called the ? Oxytocin . L ? Study specifies that ? Oxytocin is released in large quantities when the ? Orgasm and that ? Sexual activity could have a protective role against this type of cancer.



12 . Sex protects against cardiovascular disease

Sex is good for your heart . A study at Queen's University Belfast shows that making love three times a week reduces by half the risk of heart attack or stroke. In women , sex increases the production of estrogen , known to fight against heart disease. And there's good news for your man too : another study published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health says that sex twice or more a week reduced the risk of fatal heart attack , 50 % more compared to men who have sex once a month .





13 . Sex tones esteem

C ? Known as the ? ' Increasing appetite by eating more you have sex , the more you 'll want . The sexually active body gives off a large amount of pheromones, which, like a sexual perfume, make you more attractive ( e) for your partner.

Finally feel desired ( e ) makes us feel handsome or beautiful and s ? Is an excellent tonic for ? ' Self-esteem !





14 . Sex increases self-control

Having regular sex soothes and reduces stress . It gives vitality and confidence. A recent study in Scotland showed that sexually active people are more likely to keep their cool and manage stressful situations.





15 . Sex protects influenza and asthma

According to researchers , making love at least once or twice per week increases the production of antibodies ( immunoglobulin A) that protect us from viral infections such as influenza . Sex is a natural antihistamine : he fights asthma and hay fever.



16 . Sex is live longer

Sex does not make you just feel younger : Research shows it can actually slow down the aging process. When you reach orgasm, the body secretes DHEA (dehydroepiandrosterone or prasterone ), a hormone known to improve the health of the immune system, tissue repair that helps keep skin young . DHEA also promotes the production of other hormones like estrogen , which can prolong life by improving cardiovascular health. This is proven , sex rejuvenates !



A 1981 study showed that the mortality rate among those over seventy years was lower among men who have sexual activity ...



17 . Sex invigorates your pond

Kegel exercises , Dr. Kegel , consists of contracting and relaxing the pelvic muscles . Experts recommend women to practice daily to prepare for the stress of pregnancy. However, the problem is that they must be exercised daily to be truly effective . Fortunately, there is another way to strengthen these muscles , in fact, without realizing it, making love you tone your pelvis. And the muscles are firm , the better the fun.



18 . Sex protects women against mental illness

According to a study , sperm, absorbed in the human body helps to regulate a woman 's hormones and therefore reduces the risk of mental illness .



19 . Sex heal back pain

It has been shown in studies that vaginal stimulation had the effect of increasing tolerance to pain. Self- stimulation of the clitoris also exerts an analgesic effect. According to the researchers , this type of stimulation can relieve pain caused by menstrual cramps , arthritis, backache and various other ailments.





20 . Sex protects against caries

Kissing each day keeps the dentist. Saliva cleans and reduce the level of acid which causes caries and prevents against dental plaque.

An analgesic , saliva , called opiorphin relieves physical pain and inflammation-related pain , according to a French study



 21 . Sex relieves SCD

During intercourse , the heart beats faster and thus increases the oxygen level in the blood and the velocity of circulation. Two conditions that prevent sickling of red blood cells and thrombosis.



22 . Sex contributes to happiness

Moments of pleasure and affection that we share with our partner , remain invaluable. And have many psychological benefits for our mental health , as against depression .



Economists from the University of Warwick had fun comparing how sex and money contributed to happiness. After interviewing 16,000 people , the main finding is that those who are happiest are also the ones who benefit love. And the impact seems to be stronger among individuals with high level of education. In addition, a higher income does not imply necessarily more sex .



The old saying " Money does not buy happiness " finds its full meaning for researchers. No need to work more to earn more . By simply love once a week , rather than once per month , the additional happiness experienced should be equivalent to 50,000 dollars (about 37,000 euros ) more of your income!

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dimanche 8 décembre 2013

IT'S MORNING TIME



samedi 7 décembre 2013

electric stairs by Homer

Electric stairs by Homer




Vengeance

Vengeance ♥



vendredi 6 décembre 2013

How to choose a girl ?



Gentlemen, pay attention to the warning signs !
Not easy to find a woman who lavishes upon us .

So gentlemen , in your research and your first meetings, here are some signs that say a lot and should sound the alarm!

And if your new flame has several of these characteristics , do not wait : fly!



1 . Complexed


"I 'm too fat , huh ? " "I'll do you bother ? " Or " Is what I 'm beautiful ? " = His favorite lamentations !

This type of woman seeks the approval of the other. Her confidence borders on the floor and she needs constant reassurance . If at the beginning of a relationship, a man feel like it protects fragile or smoldering soul, he will tire quickly.



2 . The more - than-perfect


It is easily recognizable by its distinctive features: it knows everything, does everything better than everyone always wants to be right , do not like to say it is wrong, does not allow to be contradicted and seeks to always have reason. An attitude which cools men fail.

In addition, it tends to want to " parfaitiser " in his image all around him . She did not hesitate to ridicule or educate those who deviate from its practices.



3 . The fusion ( with her mother !)


If a girl does not cut the cord with his mother, there is a strong possibility that it is slightly unstable.

She needs to call every day (several times , even! ) And even starts his sentences with "My mother , she thinks ...".

This too close to his mother erode your potential relationship .

Also, be wary as well if a woman is too closely linked with his sister ( insupportable! ) or remains attached to his father ( a classic case of Oedipus !) .



4 . The gale

Active , independent , autonomous, lit: it seems to have all the qualities of a woman who knows what she wants. But she is never there ! His agenda is booked months in advance. She has over three times a week, and between that and his job, his friends there with whom she goes out a lot .

It could be perfect, but it 's just not there ...



5 . Sufficient


This woman does not need anyone , never request a hand and stands on its own . She believes that a woman does not necessarily need a man in her life.

When her lover asks him to help set up his office IKEA , it will replicate him she knows how to handle screwdriver with a haughty air.

His attitude is the fact that rather cold and distant .



6 . The jealously


She calls you ten times a day (per hour ?) , It invades your Facebook wall and wants to know your whereabouts at all times. She needs to tell all ( and recall !) You are together for better control you .

It is intense. Too intense. Also, this type of woman has the annoying habit of wanting to know everything about your ex and fun to look at them.



7 . The Haunted


His former haunts again. In fact, it does not tell you , but it is not completely finished their history (at least on his side !) . She talks too much and even behind his entrepreneurial advances , we feel a slight despair.

Once in bed with you , it means trying to hunt her ex ... but it's a lost cause . It is hung in his memory. You will not be a guy from the next transition or ex ... And you do not want to live with a ghost!



8 . The kisser all time


She clings to you in a rather desperate. It's a real pot of glue, completely unable to leave without you there. She follows you everywhere, and you will encourage all your hockey with the boys .

It does not seem to be able to breathe without you. She clings to you in a rather desperate. It is a plague ! His dream is actually merge with you. Totally infuriating !



9 . Desperate to marry


All she wants is to get married, have a house with a garden, two children and all as soon as possible .

This kind of woman does not care a lot on the type of man she will take in his net , provided that he wants to engage seriously .

She is desperate and clinging to the last chance left to him : you . Flee !



10 . The controlling

First, it buys you your clothes and throw your old clothes in the trash. At the grocery store , she decides what you eat (no chips , no cookies , skim milk).

It prevents you from seeing some of your friends decides which area to live, what car to buy , etc. . You feel like a kid dominated by his mother. And if you try to complain, it is the crisis.

With this type of woman, you lose your personality. Here , you are warned !



11 . That which seeks the dispute


There are women (and men for that matter) choose their battle. But for others , the subject becomes less a matter of debate or worse, a war to win .

It contradicts you all the time, easily annoyed with you, as with others. In short, this is a rather aggressive woman who will tend to make you just as aggressive and bitter. Avoid it !



12 . The hypersensitive


With this kind of woman, you have to be careful what you say and do. Because any criticism , any high-pitched voices , and this is the crisis of tears.

You will then feel guilty for making her cry and spend your life apologizing for everything you have done and not done.



13 . Seductive


You like it because it has to seduce you. But seduction is a weapon that can be dangerous. That kind of girl will dress so sexy - UTRA wherever you go , dredge all men at a party . On his Facebook profile picture , she poses in a bikini and she 's playing very sexy.

She likes to please, no matter what you think. And if you criticize it you howl that the modern woman is free.



14 . The chatterbox


Women tend to talk more than men . Men and women who like to know how to conduct a conversation and have a sense of humor .

But there are some that are real chatterboxes who have opinions on everything, all the time. At one point, it becomes boring.



15 . That chasing money


Sometimes you can spot this type of woman easily , sometimes not. It is often very interesting at first but , in the end, all she wants is a man who has lots of money and who can meet all his needs, as luxurious as they are, and those of her future children .

This is your profession then the charm or your family heirloom. And she asked for more. Stay away !



16 . Chronic dissatisfied


This kind woman complains all the time, always sees the negative side of things , rarely smiled. She is never happy, no matter what you do. She always puts every aspect of his life and life in general in question.

It is the eternal dissatisfied . So put your energy elsewhere !



17 . The woman "child"


In public, all is well. But it is once you enter her home that you understand what is wrong with this woman who seemed to be a little too sweet and nice . His room is decorated so outrageously feminine and a colony of doggies populate the top of his bed.

She lives with 6 cats (and talks about it all the time! ) Has a collection of Disney movies ("My favorite is Beauty and the Beast ! I listened to a thousand times ! ") Without ever having children and has a somewhat " Care Bears " of life -fe vision ... Phew !



18 . The frigid

The early evening , she did not really want to make love. It's like a chore for her. You say that it will improve.

But you spend your evenings together watching TV and sleeping. If sex is non-existent at the beginning of a relationship, it is likely that it continues deteriorating .

Unless you want a platonic relationship , go to next call



19 . Beautiful , but ...


There are women who have some interesting things or intelligent to say. If you start dating a woman because you think she is pretty, but you prefer she does not speak in public or in front of your friends, it may be because there is something wrong !



20 . Completely mad


She has no inhibitions and will do anything to win a bet . She speaks loudly and likes to be noticed . It is the center of attention with his extrovert fully assumed . The first time, it's lovely! Then you will be rather overwhelmed by shame.

It connects the head shots and pulses. Consequently, it often gets in big trouble and credit cards more than full. If the sky has no limit, you , yes. Forget it !




jeudi 5 décembre 2013

The International day of the kiss

July 6 , is the International Day of the kiss (yes , you read that right ) . Created in the 90s
This is an opportunity to revisit 5 movie kisses that have marked the history. 

1 . The most acrobatic Kiss

The kiss between Spider-Man and Mary Jane . Like what can nab cute girl while wearing a ridiculous costume.




2 . The most fantasized kiss (for girls) The kiss between Jack and Rose in ... ( it would insult my readers that specify what film). An index for the uneducated : the kiss is accompanied by a song ( known mega ) Celine Dion.



3 . The most Italian Kiss The kiss between the Lady and the Tramp in the animated film of the same name. Couples who eat spaghetti without thinking about this scene? Although canine scene , but very romantic. 


4. The more electric kiss Louis de Funès and Claude Gensac in " Le Gendarme se marie." This is what is called a thunderbolt ! 




5 . The hottest kiss . The kiss between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in "Black Swan ." Admit it guys do not look at the ballet dancers in the same way from the scene.

Readers, readers, you make your selection ! Now you know what to on July 6th !



mercredi 4 décembre 2013

The True Story of 99% Computer Users

The True Story of 99% Computer Users



samedi 30 novembre 2013

why Jack Dawson did not accompany Rose on the boat ?

Who has ever wondered why Jack Dawson did not accompany Rose on the boat in the movie Titanic? Director James Cameron has unveiled the answer. In the movie Titanic, a mystery still persists. During the epilogue , Jack Dawson, portrayed by Leonardo Di Caprio, sinks into the seabed of the Atlantic Ocean. Before that , the young man saves his girlfriend , Rose.





The two lovers cling to a piece of wood to save .

 But Jack himself , ultimately not mounted on the raft and the boat loose , before disappearing into the depths. 

This final sequence of the film star has left many moviegoers perplexed. Indeed, why Jack Dawson did he not tried to contact Rose on his makeshift boat ?

Although the raft is obviously unreliable , Jack has not even tried everything for the ... and there would be an explanation for this gesture. In any case believes that the director, James Cameron. ' He is no fool , he does not want to die ,' says the director. ' It is not a question of space , it is a question of buoyancy ', he says . Indeed , the boat would come down a little below the level of the sea, and the water would have frozen the two survivors !

vendredi 29 novembre 2013

Whats wrong in the picture ?


jeudi 28 novembre 2013

68 reasons to prefer beer to a woman

68 reasons to prefer beer to a woman




01 - A cold beer is a good beer
02 - It always comes frothing beer
03 - A beer is always wet and ready
04 - Beer never has a headache
05 - can consume 2 beers at the same time without complications
06 - A beer is never jealous of another
07 - We do not need to tell sweet words has a beer to relieve
08 - A beer , it is controlled
09 - In the evening, you can always type a beer
10 - A beer does not speak
11 - A beer remains consumable 28 days of 28
12 - When a beer is finished , you can retrieve the set
13 - When you do not finish , it is not the mouth
14 - The beer gives only SOMETIMES a headache
15 - You can stay active after kicking a beer
16 - Even Belgian beer is not stupid
17 - A beer is non-violent
18 - A beer never complexed
19 - It can be seen still easily within a beer
20 - A beer never leaves hair in the mouth
21 - A lager is never false
22 - A beer is always willing
23 - A beer does not wear tights
24 - A beer is sometimes slightly
25 - A red beer does not stink in the summer
26 - No language problem with foreign beers
27 - With a beer , no stepmother
28 - Even drunk his beer is chosen
29 - We did not bring his beer to the restaurant , there are already
30 - There is no risk of catching diseases by tapping a beer
31 - A beer never forget the pill
32 - A beer is never bad hair
33 - A beer never asks for new packaging
34 - Beers and friends go together
35 - Beer does not purport to be intelligent
36 - It has never been ashamed to be seen with a beer
37 - A beer does not have a big brother
38 - You can take a public beer on the table
39 - two fingers for a six pack
40 - A beer does not spend his time on the phone
41 - A beer never bites you anywhere
42 - Any beer can pose in a magazine
43 - A beer will never let you wear horns
44 - You can uncap a beer without staining the sheets
45 - At 95 years we can always tap beer
46 - Ask a rabbit beer is not dangerous
47 - You can type a very good beer for less than 50 bullets
48 - A beer always less than 25 years
49 - A beer lends itself to all fantasies
50 - A beer does not try to be daubed be attractive
51 - We do not need to turn off the light to consume a beer
52 - A beer does not keep you awake
53 - A beer is not allergic to football
54 - A beer does not grow Jacky in BM
55 - A beer never takes all the covers
56 - A beer never takes breakfast incl . in bed
57 - A beer always taste
58 - A beer never asks for extras
59 - A beer is always welcome
60 - The beers are not all the same
61 - You can share a beer with friends
63 - A beer does not snore
64 - Even his funeral was entitled to a last beer
65 - A beer does not want strawberries when it is full
66 - A beer does not have to be expensive back
67 - A beer does not create a problem
68 - Finally, a beer will not head reading this .



Joking Bank robbery

Bank robbery




Two rebels and mowed blondes decide to rob a bank .
Pamela , the most experienced explains his plan in detail to Betty , the novice.
The same day, the two blondes are found in their car, in front of the bank with the engine running .

Pamela told his sidekick :
- Betty , I want to be sure that you understand the plan, because I will not be in the bank with you to tell you what you should do : you should not stay more than three minutes in the bank. This is okay?
- I understood perfectly , answered Betty .

Betty then enters the bank, while Pamela expects the wheel of the car.
A minute passes ... two minutes ... Ten minutes , and still no Betty in sight.
Finally, after fifteen minutes, Betty arrives, laboriously dragging behind it a safe around several turns of rope.

After a few seconds , after which the two girls manage , somehow , a safe place at the rear of the car, the security guard of the bank broke away from the facility , with much trouble , however , because he pants and underwear down at her ankles.
When it is finally ready to fire on both blondes, their car is already gone !
Driving, Pamela gets angry :
- You're really a blonde , you! I thought you understood the plan!
- But ... Of course yes , I understand your plan . I did exactly what you told me !
- No, you idiot ! I told the REVERSE : Get FRIC ! !

Joking about adultery

 Joking about adultery

Marcel is on its deathbed. His colonel husband asked the question that burns his tongue for thirty years "have you deceived me?"
In a soft voice she replied:
- Yes. Yes my love. But only twice.
- Twice! Not anymore! My God, and I thought that you spent your time in bed the other. Forgive me these horrible thoughts. With who?
- With who? Once with your general ...
- Oh! The bastard.
- And once with your regiment ...




mercredi 27 novembre 2013

THE PIKACHU CAT ...

THE PIKACHU CAT ...




mardi 26 novembre 2013

cat attacks babysitter complete edition




jeudi 21 novembre 2013

The Best Solution

The Best Solution



dimanche 10 novembre 2013

Kill your TV

Sitting kills you, and so does talking on your cell phone. And now, Harvard researchers are saying watching just two hours of TV a day will also kill you.



recent study published by the Journal of the American Medical Association shows that watching two hours of TV a day will:

         increase your risk of developing Type 2 diabetes by 20%
  • increase your risk of heart disease by 15%
  • and increase your risk of premature death by 13%
Researchers believe the results are in part due to the fact that watching TV is associated with unhealthy eating and sedentary behavior, both key causes of obesity. In the United States, the average amount of television viewing per day was recently reported as five hours, the most commonly reported daily activity along with working and sleeping.
So, if you want to live longer, there's an easy fix, a senior author at JAMA, Frank Hu, said: "We should not only promote increasing physical activity levels but also reduce sedentary behaviors, especially prolonged TV watching."

samedi 9 novembre 2013

Women Helicopter ♥

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jeudi 7 novembre 2013

Your Dirty Mind




It's just a lamp, What did you think it was ?



mercredi 6 novembre 2013

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mardi 5 novembre 2013

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lundi 4 novembre 2013

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dimanche 3 novembre 2013

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samedi 2 novembre 2013

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Let Vegetarianism Grow On You





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