For Valentine's Day , here are some funny jokes and stories
What would the woman without the man?
- It would take another pet.
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What is the definition of loyalty ?
Answer: a lack of opportunities ...
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This is a guy who goes home. He finds his wife doing her suitcases .
- What are you doing?
- I leave you to live a better life in Monaco ! I saw a story that could make 500 Euro for a sexual relationship.
The guy thinks he can spell his suitcase and begins to pile up its affairs.
- What are you doing? asked his wife.
- I go to Monaco too. I want to see how you fared with you 1000 Euro per year!
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Two soldiers talk together .
- Why did you joined the army ?
Because I 'm single and I love the war ... have you?
- I am married and I wanted peace !
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A woman asks her husband :
- What kind of woman would you rather have ? A very smart woman or a beautiful woman ?
- Neither , honey. You know it's you that I chose.
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Naked woman looks in the mirror and said to her husband :
- I'm horrible darling, fat and ugly . I need a compliment! "
The husband replied: "You have a good view ! "
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The day of Valentine's Day, in a grand hotel in Venice , room boy knocked on the door of the room of a couple:
- Mr. he wants something ?
- Me , no, thank you !
- And for your wife ?
- Ah ! yes ... Good idea ... Bring me a postcard so I'll write it!
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Two men discuss :
At home , it is I who command. Yesterday for example , I told my wife : Honey , give me hot water !
- And she gave you in right now?
- Yes, right away! Me for anything , I would do the dishes in cold water!
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Discuss two lions in the shade of a tree :
- Come on, tell me you're in love !
- Stops great fool , you'll make me roar!
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