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samedi 30 novembre 2013

why Jack Dawson did not accompany Rose on the boat ?

Who has ever wondered why Jack Dawson did not accompany Rose on the boat in the movie Titanic? Director James Cameron has unveiled the answer. In the movie Titanic, a mystery still persists. During the epilogue , Jack Dawson, portrayed by Leonardo Di Caprio, sinks into the seabed of the Atlantic Ocean. Before that , the young man saves his girlfriend , Rose.





The two lovers cling to a piece of wood to save .

 But Jack himself , ultimately not mounted on the raft and the boat loose , before disappearing into the depths. 

This final sequence of the film star has left many moviegoers perplexed. Indeed, why Jack Dawson did he not tried to contact Rose on his makeshift boat ?

Although the raft is obviously unreliable , Jack has not even tried everything for the ... and there would be an explanation for this gesture. In any case believes that the director, James Cameron. ' He is no fool , he does not want to die ,' says the director. ' It is not a question of space , it is a question of buoyancy ', he says . Indeed , the boat would come down a little below the level of the sea, and the water would have frozen the two survivors !

vendredi 29 novembre 2013

Whats wrong in the picture ?


jeudi 28 novembre 2013

68 reasons to prefer beer to a woman

68 reasons to prefer beer to a woman




01 - A cold beer is a good beer
02 - It always comes frothing beer
03 - A beer is always wet and ready
04 - Beer never has a headache
05 - can consume 2 beers at the same time without complications
06 - A beer is never jealous of another
07 - We do not need to tell sweet words has a beer to relieve
08 - A beer , it is controlled
09 - In the evening, you can always type a beer
10 - A beer does not speak
11 - A beer remains consumable 28 days of 28
12 - When a beer is finished , you can retrieve the set
13 - When you do not finish , it is not the mouth
14 - The beer gives only SOMETIMES a headache
15 - You can stay active after kicking a beer
16 - Even Belgian beer is not stupid
17 - A beer is non-violent
18 - A beer never complexed
19 - It can be seen still easily within a beer
20 - A beer never leaves hair in the mouth
21 - A lager is never false
22 - A beer is always willing
23 - A beer does not wear tights
24 - A beer is sometimes slightly
25 - A red beer does not stink in the summer
26 - No language problem with foreign beers
27 - With a beer , no stepmother
28 - Even drunk his beer is chosen
29 - We did not bring his beer to the restaurant , there are already
30 - There is no risk of catching diseases by tapping a beer
31 - A beer never forget the pill
32 - A beer is never bad hair
33 - A beer never asks for new packaging
34 - Beers and friends go together
35 - Beer does not purport to be intelligent
36 - It has never been ashamed to be seen with a beer
37 - A beer does not have a big brother
38 - You can take a public beer on the table
39 - two fingers for a six pack
40 - A beer does not spend his time on the phone
41 - A beer never bites you anywhere
42 - Any beer can pose in a magazine
43 - A beer will never let you wear horns
44 - You can uncap a beer without staining the sheets
45 - At 95 years we can always tap beer
46 - Ask a rabbit beer is not dangerous
47 - You can type a very good beer for less than 50 bullets
48 - A beer always less than 25 years
49 - A beer lends itself to all fantasies
50 - A beer does not try to be daubed be attractive
51 - We do not need to turn off the light to consume a beer
52 - A beer does not keep you awake
53 - A beer is not allergic to football
54 - A beer does not grow Jacky in BM
55 - A beer never takes all the covers
56 - A beer never takes breakfast incl . in bed
57 - A beer always taste
58 - A beer never asks for extras
59 - A beer is always welcome
60 - The beers are not all the same
61 - You can share a beer with friends
63 - A beer does not snore
64 - Even his funeral was entitled to a last beer
65 - A beer does not want strawberries when it is full
66 - A beer does not have to be expensive back
67 - A beer does not create a problem
68 - Finally, a beer will not head reading this .



Joking Bank robbery

Bank robbery




Two rebels and mowed blondes decide to rob a bank .
Pamela , the most experienced explains his plan in detail to Betty , the novice.
The same day, the two blondes are found in their car, in front of the bank with the engine running .

Pamela told his sidekick :
- Betty , I want to be sure that you understand the plan, because I will not be in the bank with you to tell you what you should do : you should not stay more than three minutes in the bank. This is okay?
- I understood perfectly , answered Betty .

Betty then enters the bank, while Pamela expects the wheel of the car.
A minute passes ... two minutes ... Ten minutes , and still no Betty in sight.
Finally, after fifteen minutes, Betty arrives, laboriously dragging behind it a safe around several turns of rope.

After a few seconds , after which the two girls manage , somehow , a safe place at the rear of the car, the security guard of the bank broke away from the facility , with much trouble , however , because he pants and underwear down at her ankles.
When it is finally ready to fire on both blondes, their car is already gone !
Driving, Pamela gets angry :
- You're really a blonde , you! I thought you understood the plan!
- But ... Of course yes , I understand your plan . I did exactly what you told me !
- No, you idiot ! I told the REVERSE : Get FRIC ! !

Joking about adultery

 Joking about adultery

Marcel is on its deathbed. His colonel husband asked the question that burns his tongue for thirty years "have you deceived me?"
In a soft voice she replied:
- Yes. Yes my love. But only twice.
- Twice! Not anymore! My God, and I thought that you spent your time in bed the other. Forgive me these horrible thoughts. With who?
- With who? Once with your general ...
- Oh! The bastard.
- And once with your regiment ...




mercredi 27 novembre 2013

THE PIKACHU CAT ...

THE PIKACHU CAT ...




mardi 26 novembre 2013

cat attacks babysitter complete edition




jeudi 21 novembre 2013

The Best Solution

The Best Solution



dimanche 10 novembre 2013

Kill your TV

Sitting kills you, and so does talking on your cell phone. And now, Harvard researchers are saying watching just two hours of TV a day will also kill you.



recent study published by the Journal of the American Medical Association shows that watching two hours of TV a day will:

         increase your risk of developing Type 2 diabetes by 20%
  • increase your risk of heart disease by 15%
  • and increase your risk of premature death by 13%
Researchers believe the results are in part due to the fact that watching TV is associated with unhealthy eating and sedentary behavior, both key causes of obesity. In the United States, the average amount of television viewing per day was recently reported as five hours, the most commonly reported daily activity along with working and sleeping.
So, if you want to live longer, there's an easy fix, a senior author at JAMA, Frank Hu, said: "We should not only promote increasing physical activity levels but also reduce sedentary behaviors, especially prolonged TV watching."

samedi 9 novembre 2013

Women Helicopter ♥

Women Helicopter Pilots ♥



beautiful babysitter attacked by cat hehehe



beautiful babysitter attacked by cat hehehe






jeudi 7 novembre 2013

Your Dirty Mind




It's just a lamp, What did you think it was ?



mercredi 6 novembre 2013

Funny epic women











mardi 5 novembre 2013

Funny Sunglasses Commercial ♥







lundi 4 novembre 2013

Windows XP install soundtrack

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lol Guess : made in ?







dimanche 3 novembre 2013

Give me my milk right now !







Give me my milk right now ! Funny cat



samedi 2 novembre 2013

Engineer Wanted dead or alive !


Let Vegetarianism Grow On You





Let Vegetarianism Grow On You


what's the hell here ?!



Porn cats what's the hell here ?!




vendredi 1 novembre 2013

Happy Halloween

Yesterday was Halloween in the United States, but today is Dia de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, throughout Latin America, including South America and the Caribbean.





Assured that the dead would be insulted by mourning or sadness, Dia de los Muertos celebrates the lives of the deceased with food, drink, parties, and activities the dead enjoyed in life. Learn more about this colorful and meaningful celebration: 



http://blog.education.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/31/who-celebrates-dia-de-los-muertos/

Photograph by Nelda Costner, National Geographic Your Shot

Best place to eat, to think & to sleep :D

Best place to eat.
Best place to think.
Best place to sleep.





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